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A federal judge just handed the NCAA another eligibility defeat. Robbie Avila will play his fifth season at Saint Louis.
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A federal judge just handed the NCAA another eligibility defeat. Robbie Avila will play his fifth season at Saint Louis.

The Atlantic 10 Player of the Year's successful injunction underscores how powerless the NCAA has become in policing its own transfer and eligibility rules.

Michigan stuns UConn in a top-five clash that announces the new order. The Huskies' aura of invincibility is officially gone.
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Michigan stuns UConn in a top-five clash that announces the new order. The Huskies' aura of invincibility is officially gone.

The Wolverines' 77-66 victory at Crisler Center marks the highest-ranked win in program history and signals that Geno Auriemma's dynasty now faces genuine peer competition.

Japan's Kozo Tashima will challenge Gianni Infantino for FIFA presidency. The real question is whether anyone else will follow.
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Japan's Kozo Tashima will challenge Gianni Infantino for FIFA presidency. The real question is whether anyone else will follow.

A second challenger has emerged for world football's top job, but unseating the incumbent will require far more than symbolic opposition.

Alan Jones, the man who made Williams a dynasty, is dead at 80. Formula One has lost its last link to the sport's cowboy era.
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Alan Jones, the man who made Williams a dynasty, is dead at 80. Formula One has lost its last link to the sport's cowboy era.

The Australian who delivered Frank Williams his first world championship and defined an age of fearless, unfiltered racing has died following a brief illness.

Fifty-three red cards in one match. Brazilian football just set a record no one wanted.
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Fifty-three red cards in one match. Brazilian football just set a record no one wanted.

A youth match in Brazil descended into a brawl so sprawling that referees expelled every player, substitute, and staff member on both benches—a grim milestone that says more about the sport's grassroots crisis than any single fight.

Liverpool are winning matches but losing themselves. Andoni Iraola's experiment is running out of runway.
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Liverpool are winning matches but losing themselves. Andoni Iraola's experiment is running out of runway.

The Reds' Champions League campaign has exposed a club still searching for identity under its new manager, with defensive fragility and tactical improvisation raising questions about the project's trajectory.

Federico Valverde's late thunderbolt keeps Real Madrid perfect in Europe. The captain is becoming the most decisive midfielder on the continent.
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Federico Valverde's late thunderbolt keeps Real Madrid perfect in Europe. The captain is becoming the most decisive midfielder on the continent.

A stunning long-range strike in Athens extends Los Blancos' flawless Champions League campaign to four wins from four, cementing Valverde's evolution from box-to-box workhorse to match-winning talisman.

Archie Brown's improbable path from Derby County to the Champions League. English football's strangest export gets his biggest stage.
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Archie Brown's improbable path from Derby County to the Champions League. English football's strangest export gets his biggest stage.

The 24-year-old midfielder, once deemed surplus to requirements in the Championship, will face Liverpool in Istanbul on Wednesday—a fixture that would have seemed absurd three years ago.

The NBA's contract-year players are auditioning for their futures. Ty Jerome is leading the show.
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The NBA's contract-year players are auditioning for their futures. Ty Jerome is leading the show.

A dozen players across the league are playing for paydays that will shape both the February trade deadline and a summer of free agency that could redistribute talent across the conference map.

The NBA tells Congress its Rwanda deal is fine. The league's logic is thinner than a free-throw line.
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The NBA tells Congress its Rwanda deal is fine. The league's logic is thinner than a free-throw line.

Deputy commissioner Mark Tatum's letter to concerned senators cites cosmetic changes while dodging the core question of whether American sports leagues should legitimize authoritarian regimes.

A 24-year-old collapsed two miles from the finish line of the New York City Marathon. She didn't survive.
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A 24-year-old collapsed two miles from the finish line of the New York City Marathon. She didn't survive.

Rachel Apa's death forces running's biggest event to confront an uncomfortable truth about the sport's risks for young, fit athletes.

Haas fires Esteban Ocon mid-season. Formula 1's most dysfunctional team finds a new way to embarrass itself.
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Haas fires Esteban Ocon mid-season. Formula 1's most dysfunctional team finds a new way to embarrass itself.

The American outfit's decision to bench its French driver for the final races hands a debut to an F2 prodigy but exposes the organizational chaos that has plagued Haas since its inception.

Draymond Green got thrown out again. The Warriors needed exactly that.
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Draymond Green got thrown out again. The Warriors needed exactly that.

Golden State's most combustible player drew his 31st career ejection against Phoenix, and his teammates responded with their best stretch of basketball this season.

A footballer died on the pitch, and the sport moved on before the ambulance left. Jesus de Miguel's death exposes football's uneasy relationship with its own mortality.
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A footballer died on the pitch, and the sport moved on before the ambulance left. Jesus de Miguel's death exposes football's uneasy relationship with its own mortality.

The 30-year-old Tenerife striker suffered a cardiac arrest after a collision during a match, dying a day later — the latest in a troubling pattern the sport prefers not to discuss.

JuJu Watkins is back, and women's basketball just got its electricity restored. USC's generational talent returns from injury to remind everyone why she matters.
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JuJu Watkins is back, and women's basketball just got its electricity restored. USC's generational talent returns from injury to remind everyone why she matters.

After a season spent rehabilitating and cheering from the bench, the sophomore sensation scored 21 points in her first game back—and the sport's momentum returned with her.

The Indiana Pacers played an NBA game with six players. The league's depth crisis has reached absurdist theater.
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The Indiana Pacers played an NBA game with six players. The league's depth crisis has reached absurdist theater.

Monday's skeleton-crew loss to Atlanta exposed how thin rosters, load management, and injury protocols have converged to produce something closer to pickup basketball than professional sport.

Luka Doncic scores 45 in Lakers debut. His defense stole the show.
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Luka Doncic scores 45 in Lakers debut. His defense stole the show.

The perennial offensive savant is finally playing both ends, and it may be the development that decides the Western Conference.

The NBA suspends Kingston Flemings for one game. The league's patience with on-court violence is running thin.
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The NBA suspends Kingston Flemings for one game. The league's patience with on-court violence is running thin.

A flagrant elbow to Bryce McGowens' head earns the Hawks guard a swift punishment, signaling the league's renewed commitment to protecting players from dangerous play.

Everton's quiet resurrection continues at St James' Park. David Moyes is building something real.
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Everton's quiet resurrection continues at St James' Park. David Moyes is building something real.

Thierno Barry's second goal against Newcastle in five days lifts the Toffees to seventh, suggesting the club's post-crisis rebuild is ahead of schedule.

Ben Shelton hires Carlos Alcaraz's old coach. The American is done being the nearly-man.
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Ben Shelton hires Carlos Alcaraz's old coach. The American is done being the nearly-man.

By poaching Juan Carlos Ferrero, Shelton is betting that the Spaniard's blueprint for building a world number one can work twice.

Mercedes can clinch the Constructors' Championship this Sunday in Brazil. Days after their rookie became F1's youngest world champion, the team faces a coronation moment.
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Mercedes can clinch the Constructors' Championship this Sunday in Brazil. Days after their rookie became F1's youngest world champion, the team faces a coronation moment.

The Silver Arrows' resurgence from mid-pack mediocrity to dual-title contention in a single season represents one of motorsport's most remarkable turnarounds.

Fox's World Cup gamble is paying off spectacularly. The rest of the media industry is watching with envy.
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Fox's World Cup gamble is paying off spectacularly. The rest of the media industry is watching with envy.

A 22 percent revenue jump powered by FIFA and midterm ads shows that live sports remain the last reliable moat in a fractured television landscape.

Ferrari's Mexico Meltdown Was Years in the Making. The Prancing Horse Has Forgotten How to Win.
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Ferrari's Mexico Meltdown Was Years in the Making. The Prancing Horse Has Forgotten How to Win.

Internal fighting cost Ferrari a near-certain victory in Mexico City, exposing a dysfunction that no amount of engineering talent can fix.

The Lakers are a family business, and the family is at war. Jeanie Buss accuses her siblings of conspiracy as a $5 billion franchise becomes a courtroom battleground.
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The Lakers are a family business, and the family is at war. Jeanie Buss accuses her siblings of conspiracy as a $5 billion franchise becomes a courtroom battleground.

Court filings reveal a dynasty tearing itself apart over share sales, governance, and the question of who really controls one of basketball's most storied franchises.

Stephen Curry reminded the Lakers why he's still the most dangerous man in basketball. A 25-point deficit vanished in 18 minutes.
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Stephen Curry reminded the Lakers why he's still the most dangerous man in basketball. A 25-point deficit vanished in 18 minutes.

The Warriors' improbable rally against Los Angeles wasn't just a comeback — it was a masterclass in why the Curry era refuses to end.

Sheila Chepkirui's final-stretch heroics deliver a second New York Marathon title. Distance running's global appeal has never looked healthier.
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Sheila Chepkirui's final-stretch heroics deliver a second New York Marathon title. Distance running's global appeal has never looked healthier.

The Kenyan's gutsy duel with Hellen Obiri and Sweden's Jonas Almgren winning on debut signal a new generation of marathon stars commanding the sport's biggest stages.

Liverpool hand 17-year-old Trey Nyoni his first Premier League start against Arsenal. The title race just got a youth injection.
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Liverpool hand 17-year-old Trey Nyoni his first Premier League start against Arsenal. The title race just got a youth injection.

Arne Slot's decision to blood a teenager in the biggest domestic fixture of the season signals both supreme confidence and a calculated gamble on the future.

Manchester United lost to Chelsea and their season with it. The relegation conversation is no longer hypothetical.
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Manchester United lost to Chelsea and their season with it. The relegation conversation is no longer hypothetical.

A red card, missed chances, and another defeat at Stamford Bridge have left United in genuine danger of the drop for the first time in the Premier League era.

Ciara Mageean is dead at 34. Irish athletics has lost its brightest light.
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Ciara Mageean is dead at 34. Irish athletics has lost its brightest light.

The European 1500m champion and two-time Olympian, who became a symbol of Ireland's distance-running renaissance, leaves behind a legacy that transcended her medal count.

Ander Iraola has made Liverpool feel like Liverpool again. Arsenal's visit will test whether the revival is real.
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Ander Iraola has made Liverpool feel like Liverpool again. Arsenal's visit will test whether the revival is real.

The Basque manager's pressing philosophy and rotation savvy have restored Anfield's menace ahead of Sunday's title showdown with the reigning champions.

LSU lands the best big man in high school basketball. The Tigers are building something that should terrify the SEC.
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LSU lands the best big man in high school basketball. The Tigers are building something that should terrify the SEC.

Five-star center Xavier Young's commitment and reclassification into 2027 gives Kim Mulkey's program a generational talent who won't even be draft-eligible until 2029.

Brighton's Bart Verbruggen just ended Manchester City's honeymoon period. Enzo Maresca's problems are mounting faster than his solutions.
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Brighton's Bart Verbruggen just ended Manchester City's honeymoon period. Enzo Maresca's problems are mounting faster than his solutions.

A masterclass from the Dutch goalkeeper exposed the cracks in City's post-Guardiola transition, and the Premier League's new order is taking notice.

Tadej Pogačar says he is 'happy to be alive.' The sport's greatest talent confronts its oldest truth.
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Tadej Pogačar says he is 'happy to be alive.' The sport's greatest talent confronts its oldest truth.

Two months after fracturing three vertebrae in a training crash, the five-time Tour de France champion speaks publicly for the first time about an accident that nearly ended far worse than his career.

Nikita Kucherov wants out of Tampa Bay. The Lightning say they're not listening.
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Nikita Kucherov wants out of Tampa Bay. The Lightning say they're not listening.

A Hart Trophy winner demanding a trade in his contract year is the kind of standoff that rarely ends quietly—and the Lightning's defiance may be more posture than policy.

Cavan Sullivan is 17 and playing like the best midfielder in MLS. The league should stop pretending otherwise.
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Cavan Sullivan is 17 and playing like the best midfielder in MLS. The league should stop pretending otherwise.

Since the World Cup break, the Philadelphia Union teenager has outperformed everyone not named Lionel Messi—and the MVP conversation needs to make room.

Cameron Boozer just recorded the fastest rookie triple-double in NBA history. The league's next superstar has announced himself.
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Cameron Boozer just recorded the fastest rookie triple-double in NBA history. The league's next superstar has announced himself.

The 19-year-old Pelicans forward needed only his sixth professional game to achieve what took LeBron James months, signaling a generational talent has arrived in New Orleans.

Charlotte benches Naz Reid at halftime for failing to meet 'standards.' The honeymoon lasted three games.
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Charlotte benches Naz Reid at halftime for failing to meet 'standards.' The honeymoon lasted three games.

The Hornets' marquee offseason acquisition found himself watching the second half from the bench in a loss to Detroit, a jarring signal that Charlotte's rebuild demands more than talent.

The Lakers changed hands in 72 hours. The Buss family drama will take longer to resolve.
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The Lakers changed hands in 72 hours. The Buss family drama will take longer to resolve.

Mark Walter's acquisition of the NBA's most storied franchise was startlingly quick, but the six Buss siblings remain as fractious as ever, leaving the team's future governance an open question.

Jose Alvarado's ankle keeps him out of Knicks' NBA Cup opener. New York's depth chart suddenly looks thin.
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Jose Alvarado's ankle keeps him out of Knicks' NBA Cup opener. New York's depth chart suddenly looks thin.

The reserve guard's absence against Philadelphia exposes rotation gaps as the Knicks enter group play without a proven backup floor general.

Dylan Larkin forced Detroit's hand. Now the Red Wings must decide what a decade of loyalty is worth.
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Dylan Larkin forced Detroit's hand. Now the Red Wings must decide what a decade of loyalty is worth.

The franchise captain's suspension without pay marks the ugliest divorce in recent NHL history and exposes a front office that mistook patience for a plan.

The WNBA gets its first Game 7. Atlanta's devastating first quarter made it inevitable.
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The WNBA gets its first Game 7. Atlanta's devastating first quarter made it inevitable.

The Dream's 28-11 opening salvo exposed Golden State's defensive frailties and rewrote the league's postseason record book in a single evening.

Sergio Garcia quits LIV Golf and wants his Ryder Cup place back. Europe's captain should make him earn it.
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Sergio Garcia quits LIV Golf and wants his Ryder Cup place back. Europe's captain should make him earn it.

The 2017 Masters champion becomes the highest-profile defector from the Saudi-backed league, but his path to the 2027 Ryder Cup team is far from guaranteed.

Anthony Edwards goes under the knife. Minnesota's championship window just got more complicated.
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Anthony Edwards goes under the knife. Minnesota's championship window just got more complicated.

The Timberwolves insist their franchise star will return 'good as new' after arthroscopic knee surgery, but the timing raises questions about a team built to win now.

Elena Rybakina clinches year-end number one. The Kazakh finally has the ranking to match her game.
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Elena Rybakina clinches year-end number one. The Kazakh finally has the ranking to match her game.

A Pan Pacific Open victory over Yulia Putintseva in Tokyo mathematically secured what has felt inevitable since Rybakina's dominant summer hardcourt swing.

Nikola Jokic just recorded his 200th triple-double. Russell Westbrook's record is now a matter of when, not if.
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Nikola Jokic just recorded his 200th triple-double. Russell Westbrook's record is now a matter of when, not if.

The Serbian center's statistical dominance has become so routine that the most exclusive club in basketball history feels like an inevitability rather than an achievement.

NWSL general managers think the USWNT can win the World Cup. They also think their own league is full of cheaters.
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NWSL general managers think the USWNT can win the World Cup. They also think their own league is full of cheaters.

ESPN's annual survey of league executives reveals a sport in tension with itself: bullish on the national team, cynical about the club game's integrity.

Ernie Johnson is leaving Inside the NBA. The last great studio show loses its irreplaceable center.
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Ernie Johnson is leaving Inside the NBA. The last great studio show loses its irreplaceable center.

After decades anchoring TNT's beloved halftime desk alongside Charles Barkley, Shaquille O'Neal, and Kenny Smith, the Emmy-winning host announced his retirement, marking the definitive end of appointment television in sports.

Kiah Stokes is one game from immortality. The Valkyries' defensive anchor has turned a first-year franchise into a dynasty-in-waiting.
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Kiah Stokes is one game from immortality. The Valkyries' defensive anchor has turned a first-year franchise into a dynasty-in-waiting.

Golden State's 6-foot-3 center has been the Finals' most valuable player through five games, and Atlanta has no answer for her.

Dirk Kuyt returns to the dugout at the worst possible time. His first Champions League match is against his former club.
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Dirk Kuyt returns to the dugout at the worst possible time. His first Champions League match is against his former club.

The Dutch legend takes interim charge of a Fenerbahçe side reeling from their derby brawl suspension, with Liverpool waiting in seven days.

A three-year-old was ejected from Florida youth soccer for being too good. Now a former U.S. international wants to train him.
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A three-year-old was ejected from Florida youth soccer for being too good. Now a former U.S. international wants to train him.

Eddie Johnson's offer to coach the toddler phenom exposes the absurd gatekeeping that pervades American youth sports—and the country's ongoing struggle to nurture genuine talent.