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Access Hollywood's cancellation hands Entertainment Tonight a monopoly on celebrity gossip. The syndicated newsmagazine format refuses to die.
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Access Hollywood's cancellation hands Entertainment Tonight a monopoly on celebrity gossip. The syndicated newsmagazine format refuses to die.

With its chief rival gone, ET is posting ratings gains that suggest Americans still want their celebrity news delivered by a smiling anchor at 7 p.m., not a TikTok algorithm.

Lola Teller Got Married Barefoot in an Ibizan Pine Grove. The Fashion Dynasty's Quiet Rebellion Against Wedding Industrial Complex Excess.
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Lola Teller Got Married Barefoot in an Ibizan Pine Grove. The Fashion Dynasty's Quiet Rebellion Against Wedding Industrial Complex Excess.

When your parents are Juergen Teller and Venetia Scott, a barefoot ceremony with lace and dancing till dawn reads less as bohemian whimsy and more as a pointed statement about what luxury actually means.

TikTok has diagnosed itself with 'ferritin face.' The platform's latest wellness fixation reveals something darker than iron deficiency.
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TikTok has diagnosed itself with 'ferritin face.' The platform's latest wellness fixation reveals something darker than iron deficiency.

After cortisol face and Ozempic face, the beauty internet has found a new medical condition to pathologize perfectly normal features — and a new supplement to sell.

Pamela Abdy resurfaces after Warner Bros. ouster. Her first public words are a quiet indictment of Hollywood's woman problem.
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Pamela Abdy resurfaces after Warner Bros. ouster. Her first public words are a quiet indictment of Hollywood's woman problem.

The former co-film chief's appearance at Women in Film Honors—and her pointed remarks about the industry's shrinking female leadership—arrives as the Paramount-Skydance merger continues to reshape studio power structures.

Salon.com is dead after 31 years. The early internet's promise of smart, accessible cultural commentary dies with it.
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Salon.com is dead after 31 years. The early internet's promise of smart, accessible cultural commentary dies with it.

The pioneering website that proved serious writing could thrive online finally succumbed to the ad-revenue collapse and platform shift that claimed so many of its peers.

The New York Times wants to buy Letterboxd. It's paying a premium for taste.
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The New York Times wants to buy Letterboxd. It's paying a premium for taste.

At $330 million for a movie-logging app, the Gray Lady is betting that curation by cinephiles is worth more than curation by algorithm.

Kimmarie Johnson has died at 50. The Beverly Hills, 90210 actress was a quiet fixture of peak network television.
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Kimmarie Johnson has died at 50. The Beverly Hills, 90210 actress was a quiet fixture of peak network television.

Her death marks another loss from the era when primetime soaps launched careers and beauty pageants still fed the Hollywood pipeline.

Palace found the formula every streetwear brand wants. It refuses to scale it.
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Palace found the formula every streetwear brand wants. It refuses to scale it.

Co-founder Gareth Skewis explains how the London skatewear label balances Gucci collaborations with credibility—and why physical retail is the moat.

Channel 4 Kills 'Married at First Sight' U.K. The Reality-TV Reckoning Has Finally Arrived.
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Channel 4 Kills 'Married at First Sight' U.K. The Reality-TV Reckoning Has Finally Arrived.

Sexual assault allegations have ended one of Britain's most-watched dating shows, signaling that broadcasters can no longer treat duty-of-care as an afterthought.

Adam Driver closes the airlock on Kylo Ren. The franchise's most interesting villain is officially an orphan.
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Adam Driver closes the airlock on Kylo Ren. The franchise's most interesting villain is officially an orphan.

The actor's unambiguous rejection of a Ben Solo return forces Disney to confront a sequel-trilogy legacy it has spent years trying to quietly bury.

Andrew Garfield says he never met Sam Altman. Altman says they waved.
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Andrew Garfield says he never met Sam Altman. Altman says they waved.

The actor playing the OpenAI CEO in the forthcoming biopic 'Artificial' is publicly disputing his subject's account of their only alleged encounter, creating the kind of awkward publicity no studio wants.

Tinto Brass, the man who made sex look like cinema, is dead at 93. Hollywood never quite knew what to do with him.
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Tinto Brass, the man who made sex look like cinema, is dead at 93. Hollywood never quite knew what to do with him.

The Italian director behind the infamous 'Caligula' spent five decades proving that erotic filmmaking could be art — and that the industry would always punish him for it.

Camilla Araújo is leaving OnlyFans for the interview chair. The creator economy's graduation ceremony continues.
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Camilla Araújo is leaving OnlyFans for the interview chair. The creator economy's graduation ceremony continues.

The Brazilian-American influencer's new podcast represents the latest attempt by adult-platform stars to launder their fame into mainstream entertainment credibility.

A Patagonian Ranch Stopped Killing Pumas and Started Charging $1,500 a Night. The predators are thriving, and so is the business.
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A Patagonian Ranch Stopped Killing Pumas and Started Charging $1,500 a Night. The predators are thriving, and so is the business.

Estancia Cerro Guido's pivot from sheep bounties to conservation tourism offers a template for how wilderness and wealth can coexist—if you can afford the entrance fee.

Dylan Sprouse received exactly five cents in residuals for his Disney Channel hit. The check cleared.
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Dylan Sprouse received exactly five cents in residuals for his Disney Channel hit. The check cleared.

The former child star's disclosure illuminates the peculiar economics of cable-era children's programming, where syndication riches rarely trickle down to the talent that made the shows worth syndicating.

Lagos Fashion Week just graduated. The question is whether the global industry will make room at the table.
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Lagos Fashion Week just graduated. The question is whether the global industry will make room at the table.

The 16th edition of Nigeria's premier fashion showcase drew its largest international contingent yet, signaling that African luxury is no longer a curiosity but a commercial proposition the West cannot ignore.

Kathy Hochul's reelection locks in New York's status as Hollywood's favorite East Coast playground. California should be nervous.
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Kathy Hochul's reelection locks in New York's status as Hollywood's favorite East Coast playground. California should be nervous.

The governor's comfortable victory means billions in film tax credits and studio infrastructure will keep flowing to the Empire State, intensifying the bicoastal production war.

Weta FX is betting its future on Taiwan. The visual effects titan sees the island as AI filmmaking's next frontier.
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Weta FX is betting its future on Taiwan. The visual effects titan sees the island as AI filmmaking's next frontier.

The partnership with Taiwan's state-backed creative agency signals a strategic pivot eastward for the studio behind Avatar and Lord of the Rings—and a bid to reshape how blockbusters get made.

Eric Dane's posthumous memoir reveals a fistfight with Josh Duhamel. The real story is how little Hollywood has changed.
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Eric Dane's posthumous memoir reveals a fistfight with Josh Duhamel. The real story is how little Hollywood has changed.

The late actor's candid account of on-set violence exposes the toxic masculinity that network television quietly tolerated for decades.

Neve Campbell is returning to Scream 8. Hollywood's quiet salary revolt just claimed another win.
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Neve Campbell is returning to Scream 8. Hollywood's quiet salary revolt just claimed another win.

After sitting out the sixth installment over pay disputes, the franchise's original final girl has negotiated her way back—and the industry is watching.

The Remarried Empress is the most-read webtoon you've never heard of. Disney is betting you will.
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The Remarried Empress is the most-read webtoon you've never heard of. Disney is betting you will.

With nearly three billion views and a cast of Korean A-listers, the live-action adaptation of Naver's revenge fantasy tests whether webtoon IP can graduate from scroll to screen.

Cynthia Nixon refuses to apologize for Miranda's cringeworthy awakening. She's right not to.
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Cynthia Nixon refuses to apologize for Miranda's cringeworthy awakening. She's right not to.

The actress's defense of her character's chaotic arc in 'And Just Like That' is a rare moment of creative honesty in an era of reflexive fan service.

The CFDA Awards crowned American fashion's survivors. The ceremony itself felt like a wake.
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The CFDA Awards crowned American fashion's survivors. The ceremony itself felt like a wake.

Monday's gala at the American Museum of Natural History celebrated an industry grappling with whether American fashion still means anything distinct in a globalized luxury market.

Johnny Depp Wants to Give Jack Sparrow a Proper Goodbye. Disney Should Let Him.
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Johnny Depp Wants to Give Jack Sparrow a Proper Goodbye. Disney Should Let Him.

After years of legal battles and studio exile, the actor's conditional offer to return for 'Pirates 6' reveals both his lingering attachment to the franchise and the awkward reality that Disney still hasn't figured out how to sail without him.

Jordan Firstman's 'Club Kid' enters the Golden Globes as a drama. The nightlife movie that everyone assumed was a comedy just made its awards intentions clear.
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Jordan Firstman's 'Club Kid' enters the Golden Globes as a drama. The nightlife movie that everyone assumed was a comedy just made its awards intentions clear.

By submitting to the drama categories rather than musical/comedy, the feature directorial debut signals a bid for prestige that reframes the entire conversation around the film.

Jack Lowden is doing everything right to become the next James Bond. Including pretending he doesn't want it.
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Jack Lowden is doing everything right to become the next James Bond. Including pretending he doesn't want it.

The Slow Horses star's studied nonchalance about 007 speculation is itself a masterclass in the delicate art of franchise audition.

Dave Bautista is becoming Kratos. The former wrestler's 20-pound muscle gain signals Hollywood's most physically demanding role yet.
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Dave Bautista is becoming Kratos. The former wrestler's 20-pound muscle gain signals Hollywood's most physically demanding role yet.

The God of War adaptation has found its lead in an actor willing to sculpt himself into a video-game demigod, raising the stakes for prestige gaming adaptations.

Marty Erlichman died at 97. He was the last of a Hollywood species.
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Marty Erlichman died at 97. He was the last of a Hollywood species.

The manager who discovered Barbra Streisand at 19 and never left her side represents a model of artist-representative loyalty that the modern entertainment industry has largely abandoned.

Hilary Duff finally admits what we always suspected about Lizzie McGuire. The confession illuminates everything broken about the Disney machine.
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Hilary Duff finally admits what we always suspected about Lizzie McGuire. The confession illuminates everything broken about the Disney machine.

Twenty-three years after the franchise ended, Duff's candid remarks about creative exhaustion reveal the psychological toll of being a teenage content factory.

My Chemical Romance finally hits No. 1 with The Black Parade. It only took two decades and a generation's worth of grief.
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My Chemical Romance finally hits No. 1 with The Black Parade. It only took two decades and a generation's worth of grief.

The emo anthem album's belated chart coronation says more about how we process loss in 2026 than it does about nostalgia.

Michael Mann Shot Himself at a Gun Range. The director of Heat survives an irony too perfect for fiction.
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Michael Mann Shot Himself at a Gun Range. The director of Heat survives an irony too perfect for fiction.

The 83-year-old auteur behind cinema's most meticulously choreographed shootouts was hospitalized after a holstering mishap at an L.A. range, a reminder that real guns don't follow scripts.

Lagos Fashion Week's Quiet Revolution. Hertunba and Oshobor Signal Nigeria's Luxury Moment.
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Lagos Fashion Week's Quiet Revolution. Hertunba and Oshobor Signal Nigeria's Luxury Moment.

Two emerging Nigerian labels debuted Spring 2027 collections that suggest West Africa's fashion capital is ready to compete on the global stage.

Polo Ralph Lauren's Blaze Bag Is a Saddle for the Sidewalk. The house finally figured out how to make horse-girl chic work for everyone.
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Polo Ralph Lauren's Blaze Bag Is a Saddle for the Sidewalk. The house finally figured out how to make horse-girl chic work for everyone.

With its sculptural silhouette and equestrian DNA, the Polo Blaze represents Ralph Lauren's most coherent accessories play in years—and a bet that quiet American luxury can compete with European megabrands.

Godzilla Returns to Tokyo Wearing an Oscar. The city that created the monster finally gets to celebrate its Hollywood coronation.
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Godzilla Returns to Tokyo Wearing an Oscar. The city that created the monster finally gets to celebrate its Hollywood coronation.

Takashi Yamazaki's sequel premiere at Tokyo International Film Festival marks Japan's victory lap after last year's historic Academy Award win.

Inde Navarrette's SNL debut was a masterclass in knowing exactly who you are. The future X-Men star turned Shane Gillis's misogyny into her opening act.
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Inde Navarrette's SNL debut was a masterclass in knowing exactly who you are. The future X-Men star turned Shane Gillis's misogyny into her opening act.

The Obsession actress used her first hosting gig to reclaim the "gym whore" narrative while proving she can carry a live sketch show before she carries a Marvel franchise.

SNL's Halloween cold open let Trump admit what the campaign trail keeps hinting. Tom Hanks' David S. Pumpkins was just the cherry on top.
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SNL's Halloween cold open let Trump admit what the campaign trail keeps hinting. Tom Hanks' David S. Pumpkins was just the cherry on top.

The show's sharpest political satire in months arrived wrapped in a pumpkin suit, taking aim at the president's increasingly homoerotic rally rhetoric.

Will Packer refuses to shut up. Hollywood's silence makes him louder.
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Will Packer refuses to shut up. Hollywood's silence makes him louder.

As most of Tinseltown's power players retreat from political engagement, the producer is stumping for voter turnout and launching a private HBCU fundraising campaign that puts his peers' quiet checks to shame.

Bollywood's crime poet is gone. Sanjay Gupta's death at 59 closes a chapter in Indian genre cinema.
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Bollywood's crime poet is gone. Sanjay Gupta's death at 59 closes a chapter in Indian genre cinema.

The director who made gangsters glamorous and remade Korean noir for Mumbai audiences died after a fall at his home, leaving behind a filmography that redefined how India consumed violence on screen.

Macklemore closes Free Palestine tour in London. The rapper chose discomfort over silence—and paid for it.
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Macklemore closes Free Palestine tour in London. The rapper chose discomfort over silence—and paid for it.

After Ed Sheeran's Loop Tour dropped him for his activism, the Seattle artist turned controversy into a fundraising roadshow that says more about celebrity courage than streaming numbers ever could.

Bollywood's biggest stars descended on Los Angeles for Diwali. Hollywood finally noticed.
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Bollywood's biggest stars descended on Los Angeles for Diwali. Hollywood finally noticed.

Gold House's largest-ever Diwali gala, headlined by Ranbir Kapoor and Yash ahead of their epic 'Ramayana' release, signals that South Asian cultural capital has become too valuable for the American industry to ignore.

The Celebrity Traitors crowns its winners in a finale that proved deception is the only honest currency left. British reality television has found its cruelest, most watchable format.
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The Celebrity Traitors crowns its winners in a finale that proved deception is the only honest currency left. British reality television has found its cruelest, most watchable format.

Claudia Winkleman's psychological parlor game wrapped its second season with a finale that reminded viewers why watching famous people lie to each other remains irresistible entertainment.

General Hospital wins best daytime drama at the 2026 Emmys. The soap opera refuses to die.
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General Hospital wins best daytime drama at the 2026 Emmys. The soap opera refuses to die.

In an era of streaming fragmentation and declining linear viewership, ABC's 63-year-old medical drama proves the daytime format still has commercial and cultural pull.

Margaret Qualley and Jack Antonoff are divorcing. The three-year marriage quietly ends as Hollywood's indie-darling coupling unravels.
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Margaret Qualley and Jack Antonoff are divorcing. The three-year marriage quietly ends as Hollywood's indie-darling coupling unravels.

The actress and Bleachers frontman, who wed in 2023 after a whirlwind courtship, reportedly separated in July—another entry in the industry's growing ledger of short-lived creative unions.

Elie Saab is coming to H&M. The red carpet's most reliable glamour factory finally meets fast fashion.
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Elie Saab is coming to H&M. The red carpet's most reliable glamour factory finally meets fast fashion.

The Lebanese couturier whose gowns have defined Beyoncé, Zendaya, and Halle Berry's biggest moments is betting that democratized sparkle won't dilute his brand—and he might be right.

Angel Studios is banning sex, swearing, and the Lord's name in vain. The faith-based disruptor just codified what Hollywood won't say out loud.
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Angel Studios is banning sex, swearing, and the Lord's name in vain. The faith-based disruptor just codified what Hollywood won't say out loud.

The studio behind 'Sound of Freedom' is letting its paying members vote on moral content guidelines, turning audience purity preferences into corporate policy.

Aerosmith returned to the stage after three years. They brought half of rock royalty with them.
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Aerosmith returned to the stage after three years. They brought half of rock royalty with them.

The Hollywood Bowl shows mark the band's first live performances since their 2023 farewell tour cancellation, turning what could have been a nostalgia act into a generational summit.

Barbara Kopple finishes what she started fifty years ago. Her new documentary proves American labor is still worth fighting over.
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Barbara Kopple finishes what she started fifty years ago. Her new documentary proves American labor is still worth fighting over.

The double Oscar winner's 'Union Town' completes a trilogy on workers' rights that began with 'Harlan County, USA' — and arrives at a moment when organized labor is having its most visible resurgence in decades.

Tony Kaye is making a five-minute film about Leicester's giant monster sculptures. It might be the strangest project of his career.
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Tony Kaye is making a five-minute film about Leicester's giant monster sculptures. It might be the strangest project of his career.

The American History X director's new short blends documentary with reality drama among the city's bizarre public art installations, marking an unexpected pivot for one of cinema's most volatile talents.

Jamie Dornan bets on a washed-up pop star. The Fifty Shades era is officially over.
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Jamie Dornan bets on a washed-up pop star. The Fifty Shades era is officially over.

The actor's first executive-producer credit goes to a small Irish film about faded fame, signaling a deliberate pivot toward prestige independents.

Linda Fargo started in a Macy's basement. She'll receive fashion's highest honor on Monday.
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Linda Fargo started in a Macy's basement. She'll receive fashion's highest honor on Monday.

The Bergdorf Goodman creative director's CFDA Founder's Award caps a three-decade career that began arranging mannequins — and redefined what a department store could mean to American style.